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8月5日

一命二运三风水,四积功德五读书。六名七相八敬神,九交贵人十养生。十一择业与择偶,十二趋吉要避凶

第一、出生时间(先天之命):
第二、成长时代(运气):
第三、居住环境(风水):
第四、建功立业积善成德(功德):
第五,知识技术(读书):
第六,名字称号(名)
第七,相貌仪表(相):
第八,敬神感应(神):
第九,结交贵人(贵人):
第十,养生之道(养生):
第十一、择业择偶:
第十二,趋吉避凶:


http://www.360doc.com/content/080207/22/11297_1030875.html
http://www.xiaojb.com/archives/life/china-astro.shtml

蕭賀碩 (Debbie Hsiao) A talented independent musician

"你好! 我是蕭賀碩" 集氣活動開跑!!

2009/06/25 23:43

是的 
腦袋就是長來想的
我知道會來這邊看我的大家都很挺我  這次想麻煩大家幫我一個忙
接下來的這封信  請幫我轉貼到你的部落格或是推薦給你的朋友
希望更多人知道這張專輯
當初寫歌製作想跟大家分享心情故事的好意也才不會被最近龐大的發片量淹沒了
就當作一份正式的自我介紹吧!!

你好!  我是蕭賀碩

我是個熱愛音樂的創作人  曾經在華納唱片製作部待過六年多的時間
當時華納被稱為天后宫  而我這個小住持也很榮幸地曾經跟燕姿  張惠妹  鄭秀文  蔡健雅共事過
一路從製作助理  執行製作  製作企劃  到製作統籌  一步步走來

當初與TVBS"我們結婚吧"劇組開會的時候我還在華納上班
他們很喜歡"莎朗嘿優"這首歌  也想用這首歌跟某華納歌手合作
後來合作沒有談成 但他們認為這首歌很適合劇的感覺  便問了可否與demo裡的這個聲音合作
當時燙著爆炸頭一副"工作人員樣"的我  就說: 好阿!!
劇組人員嚇了一大跳!!  他們沒想到眼前這個一點都不浪漫的"小男生"  會寫出這麼浪漫的旋律
無心插柳  只想著幫忙完成任務  用音樂的力量讓劇更感人
看過劇本  將詞填上
進了錄音室錄音  一遍遍唱著“莎朗嘿優  愛的理由  不會有錯
然後劇上演了  大家開始討論這聲音是誰
而我很開心的當著"藏鏡人"  很好玩!!  但也感動於原來有人喜歡我的歌聲
我沒有趁著話題性正高發單曲  而是沈澱了半年  交出一張完整的專輯"碩一碩的流浪地圖"



  

有幾首寫給天后們的歌自己重新詮釋  幾首藏在抽屜裡自己很喜歡的創作跟大家分享
獨立製作  自己出資  老闆兼工友  版稅收入勉強打平成本  不過學到很多經驗

然後  去年很幸運的  得到第19屆金曲新人獎的肯定
同年  發行了單曲"三十...飛"  試著找回自己的眉角  期待自己原來與未來的形狀

今年  我與我的團"冷笑話樂團"想帶給大家百分之百的蕭賀碩
日初昇  日漸落  新鮮  沈澱  年輕  成熟
看似矛盾  卻和平共存在我的個性及音樂裡



這張  沒有大家已經耳熟能詳的歌曲

只有熱情誠懇的全新創作  全live recording的製作過程 
特地到全世界最棒位於紐約的Sterling sound Studio做母帶後期處理
想讓大家在家裡也能享受live氛圍  聲音處理像是所有樂手就在你身旁演奏般(非mp3能夠取代喔)
獨立製作  把音樂與包裝做最直覺最有中心思想的統合 
雖然沒有龐大的宣傳預算  錢都花在好的樂手與錄音
雖然倔強著不想用知名度換來不自由因而曝光率極低
仍然堅持著信念
誠摯邀請你試聽看看  如果你很喜歡並支持回歸音樂本質  拒絕炒作喧鬧
請告訴你的朋友  蕭賀碩的音樂  是陪伴  是出口 
敬請支持正版  那會是我下一張專輯的製作費  不會是手中的名牌包

Stay who you are, stay like a star.
Try to catch the sun, not afraid to run...

謝謝你願意花時間認識我  希望我的音樂能帶給你能量

by碩一碩

  

請大家多多幫忙轉貼及推薦給親友  幫我集氣!!!
這一波的活動接下來會有有趣的題目與贈品
明天就來出題!!

reference from "http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/jw!1SerUMeBGALO7P.JKFRQ/article?mid=9636"
6月13日

Marriage counseling for the wife with an IT twist, LOL

INSTALLING A HUSBAND


Dear Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in20overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
.



DEAR DESPERATE
,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1..0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe!


Tech Support


static : pulse

Awesome time lapse video on lights in tokyo city

 

static : pulse from Samuel Cockedey on Vimeo.


7 Things to Consider Before You Get Married

7 Things to Consider Before You Get Married

by Kat Hobza

 

You want a rewarding and fulfilling marriage? You can have one, but you need a dose of reality first. Here are things you need to say “I do” to before walking down the aisle…

Do you have a sense of humor?
A sense of humor is vital, and the first person you have to laugh at is yourself. Consider this- men and women have to hook up on some level to propagate the species, proving God has a sense of humor. He obviously assumed we would too.

Do you know you’ll have to work? Hard?
I solicited the opinion of dozens of women for this topic, and the feedback was unanimous. You have to be willing to work. Some women think if you’re a perfect match, your marriage shouldn’t be work. Those people are called divorcees. It’s true your marriage shouldn’t be work every hour of every day, but there will be days when your marriage will require extra energy (a term I prefer over “work”). Like Grandpa used to say, anything worth having is worth working for. Welcome to Marriage 101.

Do you realize marriage is not 50/50?
Gotcha! You figure you’ll give half, he’ll give half and you’ll meet somewhere in the middle. You poor, poor dear. The reality is, there will be some days you’ll give 90% and you may or may not get 10% back. There may be weeks or months that pass with the scales out of whack. Remember- you committed your whole life to him, and in your lifetime the scales will shift back in your favor. Interestingly, the scales will align faster if you abandon the scorecard and self-pity.

Do you have a general acceptance of your significant other’s shortcomings?
Does he leave the toilet seat up? Get over it. Are his table manners a fright? Look the other way. Is he a tight-wad? You better be at one with strict budgets. Try seeing your new hubby’s annoying habits as endearing. In addition to his positive traits, his quirks make him who he is. Figure out a way to truly accept the whole package- the good, the bad and the ugly.

Do you have expectations of your marriage or soon-to-be-spouse?
If you said “I do” to this one, start goggling divorce attorneys now. Fundamental expectations like being treated well, being faithful, or being honest are covered by your wedding vows. If you want a long lasting marriage, let go of any romance novel or Lifetime movie expectations you have. The men in Hollywood are actors. Real men, generally speaking, are not geared for romance and eloquent, loving speeches. With this attitude, you’ll better enjoy the thoughtful little things your new husband does. Lowered expectations and happily ever after go hand in hand.

Do you know comparisons are a death sentence for marriages?
Like fingerprints, marriages are unique and specific to the two individuals involved and the one-of-a-kind bond they create. Instead of scowling at your husband when your friend brags about the romantic vacation her husband took her on, just smile. Maybe your friend left out how her husband ogled other women on the beach or said something at dinner that made her cry. You never know what goes on behind closed doors- be secure in what you and your husband share and the knowledge that it works for you.

Do you know your fiancé is bilingual?
Read a couple books about how men communicate or have a sit-down with your aunts and grandma. We think we grasp the Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus concept, but we don’t. He may not say “I love you” 14 times a day, but he might fill your car when it’s out of gas, maybe he’ll cover you with a blanket when you’re cold, he may bring you a glass of wine when you’re in the tub, or he might listen to stories about the kids when he just wants to crawl in a hole and go to sleep. You have to learn to read, understand and appreciate man-speak.

In order for a marriage to be successful, reality can’t be sugar-coated. Long term commitments are not for the faint of heart. A lasting union takes a great deal of love, patience, true grit and guts. The benefits are countless. I’ll leave you to discover those on your own.

6月10日

Interesting promotions and discounts

"Brothels cut prices to beat the recession

German prostitutes are offering discounts, loyalty cards and 'extras'

By Erik Kirschbaum in Berlin

It has not taken long for the global financial crisis to affect the world's oldest profession in Germany.

In one of the few countries where prostitution is legal, the industry has responded with an economic stimulus package of its own: modern marketing tools, rebates, discounts and gimmicks to boost falling demand.

Some brothels have cut prices or added free promotions, while others have introduced all-inclusive flat-rate fees. Free shuttle buses, discounts for seniors and taxi drivers, as well as "day passes" are among marketing strategies designed to keep business going.

"Times are tough for us too," said Karin Ahrens, who manages the Yes, Sir brothel in Hanover. Revenue had dropped by 30 per cent at her establishment, she said, while turnover had fallen by as much as 50 per cent at other clubs. "We're definitely feeling the crisis. Clients are being tight with their money. They're afraid. You can't charge for the extras any more and there is pressure to cut prices."

Germany has about 400,000 professional prostitutes. In 2002, legislation allowed prostitutes to advertise and enter into formal labour contracts. It opened the way for them to get health insurance, previously refused if they listed their true profession.

Annual revenues are about £12.3bn, according to an estimate by the Verdi services union. Taxes on prostitution are an important source of income for some cities. Prostitution is also legal and regulated in the Netherlands, Austria, Switzerland, Hungary, Greece, Turkey, in some parts of Australia, and the US state of Nevada.

Berlin's Pussy Club has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" – a €70 admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10am and 4pm. "You've got to come up with creative solutions these days," said club manager Stefan, who requested his surname not be published. "We're feeling the economic crisis, too, even though business has, fortunately, been more or less OK for us so far." Stefan, who runs other establishments in Heidelberg and Wuppertal besides the Berlin club, said the flat rate had helped to keep the 30 women working in each location fully employed. Other novel ideas include loyalty cards, group sex parties, and rebates for golf players. Hamburg's GeizHaus is especially proud of its discount €38.50 price.

Anke Christiansen, manager of the GeizHaus, said the effects of the economic crisis were clear. "The regular customers who used to come by two or three times a week are only coming by once or twice a week now." A client, who gave his name as Pascal, said: "Naturally, we're all feeling the effects of the crisis." He added that he could no longer afford his usual two or three visits a week. Günter Krull, manager of the FKK-Villa in Hanover, agreed: "The girls are complaining, too, because business is bad and I worry that it's all going to get even worse."

Ecki Krumeich, the manager of the upmarket Artemis Club in Berlin, said he had resisted pressure to cut prices, although senior citizens and taxi drivers already get a 50 per cent discount on Sundays and Mondays. "Our philosophy is we provide an important service and even in a recession there are some things people won't do without," said Mr Krumeich. "Other downmarket places might cut prices but we decided we won't do that."

Stephanie Klee, a prostitute in Berlin and former leader of the German association of sex workers, said that even if some luxury brothels were weathering the storm, many more were struggling. "If the consumer electronics shop comes out with rebates and special promotions, why shouldn't we try the same thing?" she said. While she might have had five or six clients per day a year ago, she added, that had fallen to one or even none.

Some suggested that more women were turning to prostitution to make ends meet. "More and more women are moonlighting on the weekends," said Ms Ahrens. "They're not able to get by with their main jobs and are in pretty dire straits.""

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brothels-cut-prices-to-beat-the-recession-1674400.html

4月28日

Internal Memo - Employment

Dear Employees:

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be considered for SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of shit it gives employees. Should you feel you do not receive enough shit, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the shit you can handle.

Sincerely,

Management

PS: Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience
3月3日

The Crisis of Credit Visualized

 
The Crisis of Credit Visualized from Jonathan Jarvis on Vimeo.
1月24日

A new meaning to pushing your way to board the train.

I heard about this, but to see it in action is very interesting indeed. Hope I don't ever get to experience it and MRT never gets to that state.
 
  

Electrifying Pen Trick

LOL. Not for the faint hearted. hope he is all right though.
 
  

Tuts My Barreh

LOL, reminding myself not to have any recording of me singing in language that I'm not familiar with
 
Funny "translated" lines.
Rape me in my thighs
Know you love my cock
I'll honk you berra tara den my favorite cheese
I want you to caress me like a tropical priest (actually this sounded kinda wicked)
 
 
 
1月23日

University In Taiwan Opens Porn Course for Student

WOW, very happening in Taiwan with the university thinking out of the square. But I think they should push the boundary and have practial as part of the course. To fully understand and appreciate it, theory is not enough Tongue out

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In order to help students analyze and understand porn movies, a university in Taiwan decided to open a special course.

The course was opened at the Mass Communication Department of Providence University this semester. If a students attempts to pass the course he or she must study the psychological response of the audience to a porn video and then give a 15 minute presentation from the academic point of view. A student, who decided to remain anonymous, said that if he or she gets a good score on the special course "I don't know how I'll explain it to my parents".

 

When students choose to attend the voluntary course they sign a paper that states that if a porn clip has too explicit scenes they are free to leave the classroom. Assistant professor Miss Chen Mingmei, who is a teacher at the course, says that by now not one student left the classroom. She added that there were cases when some students closed for a short time their eyes during strong scenes, reports United Daily News.

Over 50 students registered for the special course. The majority of those students confessed that they have previously watched pornographic movies. Most students decided to register for the course because they were curious and their parents don't know what they are studying.

"I am really worried my parents will see the score report when it is mailed home. I won?t know what to say if I get a high score. However if I fail the course, I can speak to my parents and suggest that maybe I should watch more porn," says one of the students.

http://www.infoniac.com/offbeat-news/porn-course-for-students.html

1月21日

John Mayer ~ Heart of Life

Awww, such sweet lovely simple song. Loving it Red heart
 
I hate to see you cry
Lying there in that position
There's things you need to hear
so turn off your tears
and listen
 
Pain throws your heart to the ground
love turns the whole thing around
no it wont all go the way
it should
but I know the heart of life is good
 
You know it's nothin' new
bad news never had good timing
then the circle of your friends
will defend the silver lining
Pain throws your heart to the ground
love turns the whole thing around
no it won't all go the way
it should
But I know the heart of life is good
 
Pain throws your heart to the ground
love turns the whole thing around
fear is a friend who is
misunderstood
but I know the heart of life is good
I know it's good,
 
 
 

John Mayer - slow dancing in a burning room

A deep, sad song about a troubled relationship

 

It's not a silly little moment
It's not the storm before the calm
This is the deep and dying breath of
This love we've been working on

 

Can't seem to hold you like I want to
So I can feel you in my arms
Nobody's gonna come and save you
We pulled too many false alarms

 

We're going down
And you can see it too
We're going down
And you know that we're doomed
My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room

 

I was the one you always dreamed of
You were the one I tried to draw
How dare you say it's nothing to me
Baby, you're the only light I ever saw

 

I'll make the most of all the sadness
You'll be a bitch because you can
You try to hit me just to hurt me
So you leave me feeling dirty
Because you can't understand

 

We're going down
And you can see it too
We're going down
And you know that we're doomed
My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room

 

Go cry about it, why don't you?
My dear, we're slow dancing in a burning room

 

Don't you think we oughta know by now?
Don't you think we shoulda learned somehow?

 

 

John Mayer - Waiting On The World To Change

We got to stop waiting Wink
 
me and all my friends
we're all misunderstood
they say we stand for nothing and
there's no way we ever could
 
now we see everything that's going wrong
with the world and those who lead it
we just feel like we don't have the means
to rise above and beat it
 
so we keep waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change
 
it's hard to beat the system
when we're standing at a distance
so we keep waiting
waiting on the world to change
 
now if we had the power
to bring our neighbors home from war
they would have never missed a Christmas
no more ribbons on their door
and when you trust your television
what you get is what you got
cause when they own the information, oh
they can bend it all they want
 
that's why we're waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change
 
it's not that we don't care,
we just know that the fight ain't fair
so we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change
 
and we're still waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting waiting on the world to change
one day our generation
is gonna rule the population
so we keep on waiting
waiting on the world to change
we keep on waiting

waiting on the world to change
 
 
 
1月12日

Autobots transform and roll out, errr fly :)

Ok, we're not quit there yet with the Autobots thingy. But there is now a car that can fly or a plane that can drive. Whichever way you look at it, it's a break through and will make many people's dream come through. However, I do have reservations considering the traffic jams on the road and those ku ku drivers. I won't want that above my head Sarcastic
 
1月8日

Real sign the economy is going down hill.

You know the economy is getting for bad to worse when even the adult industry wants government bailout Disappointed
 
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Porn moguls Larry Flynt and Joe Francis urge bailout because US 'cannot do without sex'

From correspondents in Los Angeles | January 08, 2009
Article from:  Agence France-Presse
 
TWO porn moguls are seeking a $US5 billion ($7 billion) bailout from Washington, arguing that the limp US economy has thrown cold water on the adult entertainment industry.
 

Hustler magazine founder Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild video series creator Joe Francis have asked Congress "to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America" in a bailout move similar to the one set aside for US car makers.

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, (and) we feel we deserve the same consideration," Francis said.

"In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

The pair were quick to admit that "the $US13 billion industry is in no fear of collapse", but asked: "Why take chances?"

Francis, recently imprisoned for nearly a year on a prostitution-related charge after pleading no contest in a plea bargain, cited industry figures that show adult DVD sales and rentals decreasing 22 per cent in 2008, as people turn to the internet for adult entertainment.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind," Flynt said.

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Flynt said people were "too depressed to be sexually active".

"This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex."
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Other website about this terrible news http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/07/porn-bailout-larry-flynt_n_155878.html